Alright, so I just found an old journal of mine from when I was about thirteen in my trunk. Only Merlin knows how it ended up getting in there. Anyway, just know I'm not the sort to actually write in a private journal. The only reason I'd actually gotten it was because my mum had told me I chat too much and much too fast, so she threw it at me and told me to write. It only had one entry in it and that one entry had me laughing for about ten minutes. So I'll summarize for you:

Before chucking the journal at my head in some sort of rage, my mother had sent me into town for the day because I was, apparently, pissing her off. After getting my little self kicked out of some shop, I was walking behind this monster of a girl who was talking quite loudly to her friends. I realized that this was the girl, about 18, who had bumped me in the streets an hour earlier, sent me flying, and then tried to make me apologize. One, it was her fault, two, she was rightly ticked when I refused, and three, she threatened to hit me, so I laughed and continued on my way.  Anyway, she was walking in front of me and traveling far too slow for my taste, so I decided to pass her. But as I was doing so, she said something along the lines of, "Boys are stupid. Man, I like him so much better when he's naked." 

Before I continue, you have to understand my thirteen-year-old self didn't exactly have a filter from her mind to her mouth, as some of you will remember. 

So, as I passed her, I muttered, "I don't think he likes you so much better when you're naked." And that, my friends, was the first time I was ever punched. Apparently, my first reaction was "Ow. That was my face, you lousy tart." and my second reaction was to hurl my tiny self towards her. Once again, she was 18 and a monster. 

Anyway, I came home with a bleeding lip and a black eye. My mother, for the first time ever, let me have a brownie before dinnertime. And she never let anyone do that. Ever. 

The last bit that's written in the journal was: "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" And that, mates, is the end of it.

But, I'll just say one more thing: I like you all so much better when you're naked!

[Hexed Private to Self]
Da's having an affair. Da's having an affair. Da's having an affair. There. Now that wasn't too bad. Maybe Mum won't find out...If she doesn't find out, he wouldn't leave. Or maybe Mum would leave. Fuck it. She better not find out. If she doesn't find out everything will be fine. Like it always has been.

But why in the name of MERLIN, Katie, did you tell Evan Chambers? Why did you blurt it out like that? Why haven't you even told Tinsley, your BEST friend? 

Maybe I just needed to tell someone...Maybe I knew Evan wouldn't feel bad for me. Maybe I knew that Tinsley would freak out and pity me for all fucking eternity.

But why Evan Chambers?

[Hexed Private to Tinsley]
Da's

[Hexed Private to Evan]
You won't tell anyone about the Da bit, yeah? You won't tell anyone about the Da bit, yeah?

[Hexed Against Staff]
Anyone else got detention yet?